I overheard this gem of a conversation yesterday in the car:
Alec: "How do you marry someone?"
Benji: "I think you just kiss"
Alec: "No, I think you have to go somewhere like a church and kiss there"
slight pause
Alec: "Oh, and you have to give your wife a ring, too"
Benji: "And then you dance?" and he starts humming the Star Wars theme song
Alec: "Nope!"
Today it came up again, and Alec added this amidst hysterical laughter from he and Benji: "I think you say "I do" and then kiss their wiener!"
Hmmm, not sure where that last little bit came from, or why they're contemplating the mechanics of a wedding. . .
Alec: "How do you marry someone?"
Benji: "I think you just kiss"
Alec: "No, I think you have to go somewhere like a church and kiss there"
slight pause
Alec: "Oh, and you have to give your wife a ring, too"
Benji: "And then you dance?" and he starts humming the Star Wars theme song
Alec: "Nope!"
Today it came up again, and Alec added this amidst hysterical laughter from he and Benji: "I think you say "I do" and then kiss their wiener!"
Hmmm, not sure where that last little bit came from, or why they're contemplating the mechanics of a wedding. . .
nice last comment... boys!
ReplyDeleteglad you came over yesterday. :)
brittany
Oh.my.gosh. Kiss their wiener?! That is stinkin' HILARIOUS. Boys, boys, boys...
ReplyDeleteLAUGH.OUT.LOUD.FUNNY.
ReplyDeleteWe are trying to teach our oldest 2 that they can't marry each other, although they are determined they will someday.
I'm still cracking up about this. I was laying in bed this afternoon attempting to nap, and I was going through this scenario and trying to decide what I'd say! What the heck did YOU say??!??!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny. That is just a favorite word of boys, I am convinced. All you can do is laugh ;)
ReplyDeleteBoys and their body parts talk. It is definately an inherite trait. I'm convinced since mine is in love with his. :)
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