...I used to be a hairdresser...
and I had the expertise of all my co-workers at my
to work their magic on MY wild hair
Now I convince my 4 clients to sit down for 30 seconds
once every six months so I can
work my magic on THEIR hair
There is a hairdresser that lives down the street from me
every morning I see him out my window,
walking to work.
It takes all I have to not leap out in front of him
on the sidewalk
in my pajamas
hold him hostage until he cuts my hair